Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-5311 (?)
- SCP-5311 is an uncontained, infectious consciousness that spreads among animals, including humans, by being physically close to them. Once infected, it takes over the host's thoughts and memories, allowing it to perfectly mimic the host's behavior and identity. When a large number of infected organisms are in an area, they will stop hiding and actively hunt down uninfected individuals. The only way to tell if an organism is infected is by destroying its brain, as the bodies can still move and even pretend to be dead to trick prey. Due to its widespread nature, the Foundation has abandoned standard containment and is focused on preserving the last uninfected humans in an Arctic research base, even resorting to extreme measures like using other SCPs as resources and consuming human remains for survival.
- Driving licence in Poland (?)
- A Polish driving licence is an official document that confirms a person's right to drive motor vehicles, issued by a government agency. Since Poland joined the European Union in 2004, its driving licences have adopted a standard credit card-sized format, common across EU countries, featuring specific design elements like 12 stars and the EU flag's blue color. New licences issued from January 2013 are valid for up to 15 years, or 5 years for professional drivers, while older licences remain valid until 2033. Notably, the term "Prawo Jazdy," meaning "driving licence" in Polish, was famously mistaken for a serial traffic offender's name by Irish police, leading to an Ig Nobel Prize in 2009.